My typical day around the house

now that it's summer.

Well first of all I'm stuck at home staring at the computer screen... because we are broke.
I would like a bit of food though...
Mom takes care of that for me.
Well she makes these egg sandwiches that taste absolutely like nothing!
Add mayo... egg... on a white piece of bread!
And then she left me a little note telling me that she put a lot of thought into it.... something like 'thinking of you' or whatever.
Aw how sweet.
No we haven't recieved much money this month... how about none?
So we are flat broke, and boredom kicks in.
The funny thing is though, my sister follows me wherever I go, when something goes wrong.
She barged in saying, "Our computer crashed" and then complains about anything I'm doing...
Giving me pointers... ya'know?
So I was making orange juice at that time, with frozen orange mix and a few cup of water (poor, remeber?)
so I was stirring it with a spoon, and then she goes, eww you are making it disgusting for all of us.

So I asked, and she goes, you have to mix it with something else.
So I went, well... what do I have to mix it with?

USE A BLENDER, SILLY.

What difference does it make?

It's disgusting if you mix it with a spoon!

Honestly, I'm doing you a favor here! I don't see you making orange juice for the family!

So like I said, she's trying to make me look dumb whenever anything goes wrong... well looks like we've got a winner here.

Another thing about summer is that it's relatively hot, so I have leave the window open. Summer would be a time for vacations and fun for people who have money! Well me, it's heat time. I live on the highest floor, and this is when the construction guys start doing their thing. I leave the fan on, when I hear these motor sounds louder than a firealarm. No... it wasn't the fan... it was the construction guys! It's like they've got something against me you know?

So I'm trying to sleep, and yea well it starts.

People cutting wood sounds louder than you think!
So I try to imagine a guy on a motorcycle wanting to show off, but doesn't do me any good. It sounds like someone's screaming in my ear while I'm trying to sleep.

Well, so I close the window and come back downstairs.

And enjoy the rest of the day gaming

Simple satisfying salad without meat

This is a salad if you are hungry and there's nothing to cook around the house. AKA No meat or anything.


This is for one person...

What you will need:

Sweet and Sour sauce... (buy them at a store)
Ranch Dressing
3 pieces of lettuce
Macaroni noodles
Mayo
Water to wash the veggies with
Fork to mix it with

How to make it:

Cook some maccaroni noodles and then once it's cooked, mix it with mayonnaise... making a maccaroni salad.

Then Wash 3 pieces of lettuce together and then break it in to bite sized pieces.
Drain it.

Now put the lettuce and maccaroni salad together in a bowl.
Add dressing and sweet and sour sauce.

Mix them all together.

Eat.

Now if you have more ingredients, put tomatoes, cheese, broccoli or celery, carrots and fruits to the bowl. No matter what the fruit or vegetable it is, the sauce will take care of it. That was my satisfying salad, I hope it helped.

Watermelons

They are delightful snacks to munch on if you have a knife.
You cut it in half, and then you can eat it.
I am still unsure about why it was labled fruit by half the population.
So if it's sweet, it's fruit?
Fat chance.

Anyway,

I am infact having two pieces of watermelon ... and did I mention it was seedless?
It is a must for summer-crazed fans.

I am not crazy about summer, but the watermelon sure is good.